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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment."
Next Joke
"What did God say when he created the first black person? ""Dammit I burnt one!"""
"""I'm on the Reich track baby, I was born this race."" -Nazi Gaga"
"What's another name for a dictator? Penis potato"
"Customer: ""Do you sell a 'best of' Enya album here?"" Cashier: ""What do you want - a blank CD?"""
"Making millions of dollars is like breeding rabbits. It's much easier when you start with two."
"Knock knock. Who's there? The Spanish Inquisition."
"My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger. She'll be back."
"I was wondering why it gets bright even before I see the sun rise in the morning. Then it dawned on me."
"Therapist: Alright, let's start at the beginning Me: *Sighs* I guess it all really started when I wasn't born a centaur"