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Joke of the Day
"ATTN: Brazilian football fans Don't feel too bad. Your team only lost by a touchdown."
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"The saddest thing about the digital age is the next generation won't have that ""nudie mag they found in the woods"" experience. #culture"
"What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle? Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down. *Feel free to apply the racist native american accent of your choice.*"
"I had a racist incident in my kitchen today.... The black bean soup started dissing the white cream sauce, I finally told them both to simmer down."
"How do you kill a giraffe? Punch him in the throat."
"My boyfriend said we could only get one cat. So I'm only getting one cat. One pregnant cat."
"A short joke for mobile users [.](http://i.imgur.com/7g4htym.jpg)"
"I want to tell a kidney joke... but its just offal."
"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"
"""What should we name them?"" Grapes ""And what about these?"" Grapefruits ""I see. So one is a larger version of another?"" Not at all ""Perfect"""