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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend said we could only get one cat. So I'm only getting one cat. One pregnant cat."

"Ear sex is dangerous... ...it fucks with your head"

"funny? Ordered coffee at Starbucks. He asked my name, so I told him ""Bingo"". When my coffee was ready he shouted ""Bingo...Bingo"". I don't think he thought it was very funny."

"Have you heard the one about the jump rope? Meh... Just skip it."

"Why do potheads only steal from other potheads? Otherwise there's nothing worth toking."

"What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food? PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)"

"Why do women have periods? because they deserve them."

"I had the biggest dick in 3rd grade which was pretty impressive Also probably the reason I got fired"

"Did you hear the one about the batman midnight showing? I heard that people were really Fired up about it! too spoon?"

"So I gave a Friar a joint.... He's a High Priest now..."