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Joke of the Day

"A short joke for mobile users [.](http://i.imgur.com/7g4htym.jpg)"

"If a man says something in the woods and there is not a woman to hear it, is he still wrong? I was going to post this is in /r/philosophy but I think we all agree on the same answer."

"I was standing in a playground wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.. ..... Then it hit me."

"""Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan's sex/ Manafort, Putin's pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn't start the fire..."""

"I've heard some great 9/11 humour, it's like two pies in the face and one in a field in Pennsylvania"

"What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child? Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home."

"I finally had to tell the dog he was adopted."

"The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions."

"I fart, why..because it's the only gas I can afford."

"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, I shot him."