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Joke of the Day

"Job interview with the NSA Applicant: Would you like references? NSA: We have everything we need. App: You guys! NSA: I know, right!"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a pizza? A gay guy doesn't come in a box."

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks: ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replies: ""For you? No charge."""

"You know how to tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick taste like blood."

"What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community? Respectacle"

"What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area? *A roamin' Catholic.*"

"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke"

"The keurig machine at work acts like its going to give me coffee, but it turns off at the last minute. I feel like I'm getting brew balls."

"The only thing Bill Cosby did wrong was pudding. ...pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"Apparently one in three people cheat. I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend."