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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke"
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"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."
"Sorry! Just saw these texts now! Hope your birthday party, Christmas and wedding were great!"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was drinking his coffee before it was cool."
"Patient And Doctor Joke Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"Chuck norris once put a forest fire out by spitting on it."
"Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old? They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!"
"Tifu by farting in my girlfriend's face It was a shitty thing to do."
"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can carry a dozen doughnuts and 2 cups of coffee."
"If the light turns green & the guy behind you honks cause he thinks you're taking too long to go get out & start checking your tire pressure"