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Joke of the Day
"You know how to tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick taste like blood."
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"I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream"
"Clothes make the man. Indonesian children make the clothes."
"Who's a bitch? PinkShine"
"Who's the loneliest Mexican Juan"
"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit..."
"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"
"Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town."
"Some French words have silent t's, like ""ballet"" and ""tbonjour"""
"I hate East German Cars I mean, the Trabant was a load of old pants."