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Joke of the Day
"Apparently one in three people cheat. I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend."
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"Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas. Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas."
"A Russian goes for an eye check up The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."
"Wow 15 notifications.. oh wait 13 of them are for farmville, cityville, I dont give a shit-ville"
"Are you gluten or something? Because you're inbred"
"If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words? I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"
"Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you"
"Leonardo: Let's go rescue April!! Donatello: Let's do it! Raphael: Bodacious!! Michelangelo: Totally!! Vincent: *cuts off ear* give her this"
"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you've never even tasted one?"
"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall? Things were going well, but it broke up."