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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a pizza? A gay guy doesn't come in a box."
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"I'd tell you a good chemistry joke but all the good ones argon."
"""Your resume says you've been to prison?"" Me: Sorry, that's a mistake ""So you haven't?"" Me: I have, I just didn't mean to put it on there"
"What do cops and mushrooms have in common? You feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark."
"How did blind slaves escape the South? The Underground Braille-road"
"What did Sonic say during Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""
"What's a loli's favourite car? A Niisan."
"An Elvis impersonator had to cancel a show because he got some terrible family news. He was all shook up"
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Ill tell you tomorow."
"I quit watching awards shows, because I never win anything."