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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area? *A roamin' Catholic.*"
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"How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside-out and shake the fuck out of it."
"You know you have a weight problem when even your car insults you. It flashes the word ABS at me and won't stop."
"I just did a fart that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense' There was a weird twist at the end, now I'm afraid to look"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher? He was teaching the Law of Conversation."
"I bet Bram Stoker is sitting on some cloud, flipping through the Twilight books with a raised eyebrow, wondering what the hell happened."
"If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies? Swallows."
"I want my marriage to be a forever one night stand, laughing and joking, beer drinking, dancing, pizza in bed kinda relationship."
"How do you say goodbye in Arabic? ""BOOM!"""
"If we got paid for how many tweets we put out, some of you would be millionaires in mansions. I'd be living in Government Assisted Housing."