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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie? Because it keeps hitting pause."
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"Today I won the National Laziness Championship! What did you win? Atrophy"
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"What currency do they use in space? Star bucks."
"What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy."
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"How do you confuse a retard? Say ""purple""."
"Him: I like powerful women. Me: Gotcha. *dresses up as a rhino*"