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Joke of the Day
"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dav."
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"What does a Browns fan say to a robber? I hate the steelers."
"4: I'M GONNA RIP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT Me: Stop yelling violent things 4: *whispers* I'm gonna rip your eyeballs out"
"""Surely I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."" I wonder why rich men didn't just chop up the camel first..."
"We're gathered here today to mourn the loss of Derek. His last words were ""Watch me try and keep my eyes open while sneezing!"""
"CREATE PASSWORD - ""123Bob"". Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. ""GameOfThrones"" Password accepted."
"So a politician dies... Ha!"
"What is bruce lee's favourite drink? A fruit punch."
"Why was the cake lonely? Because he was deserted by his friends"
"A fob told me something the other day"