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Joke of the Day
"Thank God there are no Bible verses shorter than 140 characters."
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"I don't know why they call them drug deals... That shit's expensive!"
"Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin"
"Next time you get in a fight with your girl.. Go tighten all the lids on the jars."
"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."
"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."
"a window joke What happens when the man shakes? The windows milk shake!"
"They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years."
"A man came to my door today, and asked if I would donate to building the community pool So I gave him a glass of water"
"Playboy Magazine has announced that they will no longer publish nude pictures in their magazine. O, The Oprah Magazine, has vowed to pick up the slack."