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Joke of the Day

"Hannibal Lecter tells his first victim what he is going to do to him... Victim- ""You are shitting me..."" Hannibal- ""Not yet"""

"What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training? Well done."

"Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind someone on a stationary bike and pretend you're angrily chasing them."

"Galadriel told Frodo only he could destroy the ring. Smokey Bear said only YOU can prevent wildfires. Frodo did his job; did you do yours?"

"What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents."

"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono."

"""We suspect you may have inability to vocalise emotion disease"" ""I can't say I'm surprised"" *doc strokes beard* ""Hmm yes.Just as we thought"""

"What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea? Space."

"You show me a piano falling down,a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat miner."

"What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines."