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Joke of the Day

"What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? Cuba"

"Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags? It wouldn't fit on their shirt."

"How to freak someone out. 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them."

"What are your thoughts on new soup technology? I say Progresso at any cost."

"A man walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""doc, you gotta get this guy out of my ass!"""

"(Very blue/dirty) What's the difference between regular blood and period blood? You can't eat normal blood with a fork."

"Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? They're always eating out."

"How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself? It's smoking a cigarette."

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play... The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. But they just keep coming back at me."