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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""doc, you gotta get this guy out of my ass!"""

"If I want to check instructions and it's in Spanish, .. .. am I checking a Manuel?"

"I heard Missouri is having some great Black Friday sales this year... 100% off everything."

"It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf."

"I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly."

"Pollinator? I barely even nectar!"

"How do you starve a worthless mooch? By hiding his employment check in his work boots."

"I went to look at tents today. But I didn't buy one. There was nothing before them, there was no pre-tents."

"I once called a psychic. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up."

"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."