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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"Are your clothes meant to scream out ""help"" when you squeeze yourself into them?"

"Trust me, I'm a liar. Lawyer, I meant lawyer."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them for feminists."

"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"

"If you stand next to a fatter person you look better. That's why I work at Burger King."

"An Indian man was arrested He tried to talk his way out of trouble and kept currying on with the excuses, but the police were having naan of it!"

"Cows What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Donald Trump"

"Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey"

"none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box"