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Joke of the Day
"Trust me, I'm a liar. Lawyer, I meant lawyer."
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"My hope for you is that you someday find the end of your sentence"
"I quit smoking for good Now I smoke for evil."
"If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper ""C'mere, I'm naked"" and I will hear you eight states away."
"I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'."
"I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot"
"Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, obsessive compulsive butcher? He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak."
"My goal weight: To not look like a ""before"" picture."
"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"
"Voat's servers"