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Joke of the Day
"Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey"
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"I hear China has abandoned it's one child policy, which is great news. I never could eat just the one"
"Galadriel told Frodo only he could destroy the ring. Smokey Bear said only YOU can prevent wildfires. Frodo did his job; did you do yours?"
"I stepped on an almond. When I looked down to see what it was I thought 'Awe damn. I busted a nut.'"
"Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream? He was hit by a buss"
"How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub."
"I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry."
"Please Turn Off The Computer Dad's writes on son's facebook wall: Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner."
"What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness? Nobody asks, 'who's there?' when you try and tell a knock knock joke."
"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"