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Joke of the Day
"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"
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"What's Irish and stays out all year? Patty O'furniture."
"Shortest Horror Story: Tomorrow is MONDAY again!"
"What does Reddit say to the Joker that doesn't have a punchline?"
"Just a reminder not to wear white after Labor Day and not to be black around cops."
"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"
"A man goes to the library and asks for the book ""Psycho the Rapist"".. The librarian slaps him and says it's ""Psychotherapist""!"
"[makes tsk tsk tsk sound with my tongue as wife walks by and sees me looking at the Kim butt pic for the 7th straight day]"
"Patient: Doctor I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?"
"I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys. Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail."