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Joke of the Day
"What does a redneck Buddhist believe in? Reintarnation."
Next Joke
"The Fortune Teller, came true! I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl called Penny - is that spooky or what?"
"I want to make medical bracelets that say ""In case of emergency, delete browser history"""
"how do u do molly safely? wear a condm."
"How is crossing an intersection like going to jail? If you're a white man, you're free to walk."
"I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face."
"My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math"
"What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"Someone just corrected my ""good morning"" with a ""good afternoon"" so I said, ""go to hell you clock watching motherfucker""."
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but it's not five, because my basement is still dark."