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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so ugly .. Her portraits hang themselves"
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"*loses beer *opens new beer *finds old beer *drinks 2 beers I win"
"Canada's navy"
"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."
"What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common? very little"
"GOD: Done! Every animal niche perfectly filled WOODPECKERS: We didn't get anything GOD: Oh. Uh...just pound trees with your face"
"If Jay-Z is married to Beyonce and is a multimillionaire and still has 99 problems then there ain't no hope for the rest of us"
"What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire? Fashionably late. I'll be here all week."
"Mission Impossible? He's done four of them now. Let's call it ""Mission Pretty Hard but Ultimately Doable"""
"I told my psychiatrist I'm thinking about suicide He told me from now on I have to pay in advance."