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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so ugly .. Her portraits hang themselves"
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"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."
"I have a time machine for sale. If interested, call me two weeks ago."
"heard on The View this morning (courtesy of Fozzie Bear) What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?......Half-way."
"How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit? By doing Squats."
"A mysterious hole was found in my area recently. Local police are looking into it."
"judas: i would never betray jesus he's the best jesus: my favorite movie is the Minions Movie judas: i am going to betray the son of God"
"Astronauts are the only people who followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up."
"It's funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom Until they're flashing behind you"
"I lift the toilet seat to take a piss and my girlfriend forgot to flush and the water is red. My first thought.... ...do we have any juice boxes in the fridge?"