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Joke of the Day

"If Jay-Z is married to Beyonce and is a multimillionaire and still has 99 problems then there ain't no hope for the rest of us"

"Turkey Is going to get served very soon"

"What article of clothing is round and rubbery? Attire."

"says if you don't like what you see in the mirror, run the hot water until it fogs up. Problem solved."

"The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people."

"As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the last one who had a dream."

"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk."

"What happens when breed a shark and snowman? You get a frostbite!"

"Him: Sometimes you can be a little... loud. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM A DELICATE FLOWER"