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Joke of the Day

"If Jay-Z is married to Beyonce and is a multimillionaire and still has 99 problems then there ain't no hope for the rest of us"

"Why was Hitler such a bad painter He could only paint reichtangles"

"Ladies, if Men had PMS they'd get into fist fights, defraud partners, start wars, abuse women, stop paying child support..HEY-wait a minute!"

"Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV. It was a ground breaking news"

"What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? Help! My pocket's been picked!"

"An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a rabbi walk into a bar And the rabbi says, ""Hey, wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong joke."""

"I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf ...except at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races."

"Don't say ""lets get weird"" on our date then get freaked out I'm dressed in Forever 21 and holding your cousin hostage."

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending."

"I walked in on my girlfriend cheating. I don't know what I ever saw in her... ..well, except for another dude's penis."