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Joke of the Day

"I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league It's because I love going up and down the hardwood."

"*stealthily lowers myself from the ceiling into co-worker's office *sprays breath freshener into his mouth before the meeting *retracts"

"Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings."

"2 Irishmen in a helicopter..... One turns to the other and says ""Dew tink if oi turned this here choppa upside down we'll fall out""? ""Don't talk daft, we'll always be friends"""

"What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!"

"A friend of mine got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz."

"Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian?"

"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"

"Why do they bury police officers 6ft under. Because deep down they are good people."

"tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again."