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Joke of the Day

"I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league It's because I love going up and down the hardwood."

"What's green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk's cock"

"Did you hear the one about the invisible knife? I couldn't see the point!"

"Once again I'm reminded that pressing harder on a remote control when I know the batteries are getting dead is not an effective strategy."

"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"

"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."

"Why do black people have white hands? There's a little good in everybody."

"Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis"

"So a black kid asks his dad..."

"""I love potatoes! They are delicious and so versatile. If only they could get me laid..."" -how vodka was born"