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Joke of the Day

"Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings."

"Everyone knows Robin but not a lot of people know Batman's other sidekicks: Stealin, Burglin, Thievin"

"Getting asked 'you want a fork' by a hot Chinese waitress is misleading as fork to my american ears"

"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."

"So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!"

"QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught."

"It should cost $87 to leave someone a voicemail."

"Call me a little softy... But I'd rather you call me a man with a small penis and a flagging erection."

"QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey."

"[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus."