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Joke of the Day

"2 Irishmen in a helicopter..... One turns to the other and says ""Dew tink if oi turned this here choppa upside down we'll fall out""? ""Don't talk daft, we'll always be friends"""

"I always buy a woman a popsicle on the first date to get a feel for how things might go later."

"How did Han Solo enter the world? On the perineum falcon!"

"I just want to be wealthy enough to fill a swimming pool with puppies. A lot of puppies are going to die but I think it will be worth it"

"What's the best way to kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."

"Why isn't ""cheating"" a relationship status on Facebook?"

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not likely, but weirder things have happened."

"I came here to tell a Mexican joke But that could be crossing a line."

"What do truck drivers and porn stars have in common? They both get paid by the load."

"pizza has 5 letters if u double that u get 10 if u divide that by 2 u get 5 & if u do some more math u get 666 coincidence i think not"