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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian?"
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"My mom bought a new vacuum, she says it really sucks."
"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business."
"What is the difference between Hitler and a gay person 90 degrees"
"*joaquin phoenix croses a street adn almost gets hit by a taxi* *mumbles to himsef* cmon man whyd he try to do that. i mean, im joaquin here"
"Tacos always smell like love, but love doesn't always smell like tacos."
"I knew an amateur boxer with a coke habit. He kept his stash in his headgear because he thought it would soften the blow."
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car? A *range rover*!"
"My dad used to say ""fight fire with fire"" I guess that explains why he got thrown out of the fire brigade"
"Hey girl, are you made of lead? Because you have a plumbum."