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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz."

"How does every racist joke start? *glances to the left, glances to the right."

"I'm glad to see New York getting in the spirit of Halloween! New Orleans in 2005 was a great costume choice!"

"When is paint free? When it's on the house."

"I saw a weird competition yesterday - The first person to successfully have intercourse with them self wins. So I entered myself."

"what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?"

"A Clock wrote a book Critics say its about time"

"Me - I'm not in the mood to work today My bank account - you better GET in the mood"

"Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. ""What's the score Gramps?"" ""92 to 86."" ""Who's winning?"" I asked. ""92"""

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck"