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Joke of the Day

"PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"I run a support group for sex addicts They're all in the other room sitting in a circle... OH MY GOD"

"That moment when someone asks you 'How are you doing?' and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering"

"Joe: $400? For ONE night? Innkeeper: It's the honeymoon suite. [outside] Joe: No rooms. Mary: None? Joe: Bummer, huh. That barn looks cosy?"

"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"

"Why do pandas have black eyes? SHE FELL, DAMNIT! God! What is with all the fucking questions?"

"What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal? Red, it gold."

"What did the people say about the eccentric poo? It was a little nutty."

"Advice to those who steal from libraries If someone gets caught stealing from a library, would they get *booked?*"

"So, Lieutenant Dan walks into a bar..."