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Joke of the Day
"What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal? Red, it gold."
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"Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground? Because deep down they're real nice"
"I'm so thankful for my kids.If it weren't for them I'd never know what a cool sound my vacuum cleaner makes when it sucks up Rice Crispies."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" And the mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""
"You remind me of my step-son... I'm only nice to you because I'm fucking your mother"
"What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !"
"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."
"It takes two who know how to tango to tango."
"U know ur self esteem is low when a girl rejects you and u completely agree with them and support their decision."
"Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger"