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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"

"I could tell you some great jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"Don't regret past mistakes. All of your decisions, good and bad, led you to where you are today. Disregard this if you are in prison."

"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"

"So a pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says ""You look so annoyed!"". The pirate points down and says ""Yargh - I have a steering wheel at the end of my penis. It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"I got 9 inches last night, 8 inches today and 7 inches coming tonight. Obviously, Winter is happy to see me."

"Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"Yo momma so fat When she wants to feel sexy, she puts on a marathong."

"According to my neighbor's journal, I have ""boundary issues."""

"Religion is a multi-billion dollar industry and those benefiting financially from it will do everything in their power to keep the con going."