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Joke of the Day

"That moment when someone asks you 'How are you doing?' and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering"

"I'm not racist because it's a crime. And crime is for black people."

"Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of four"

"Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing"

"When I die I want my body to be donated to science Specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."

"What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton"

"Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games? Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10."

"What did the rabbit say to the deer? What up doe"

"Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for 'reindeer related delays.'"

"what did the serial killer spill to the victim i would tell you but id have to kill you"