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Joke of the Day
"Why do pandas have black eyes? SHE FELL, DAMNIT! God! What is with all the fucking questions?"
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"Google won't replace librarians. The internet is like giving someone a fire hose when all they asked for was a glass of water."
"What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria? Dead parents"
"Why didn't the sun go to college? He already had 28 billion degrees."
"Why can't you tell a secret, when a clock is around Because time will tell. Got this one from Bonzi Buddy long time ago"
"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a basketball."
"What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree? The pizza can feed a family of four."
"Boyfriend: you want to go see the new Star Wars? Me: I LOVE STAR WARS BF: which was your fav Me: duh, Sorcerer's Stone"
"What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen? Carloss"
"A man and a little boy walk into the woods... the little boy says, ""It sure is dark and scary!"" The man looks at the boy and says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"""