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Joke of the Day

"Joe: $400? For ONE night? Innkeeper: It's the honeymoon suite. [outside] Joe: No rooms. Mary: None? Joe: Bummer, huh. That barn looks cosy?"

"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""

"Welcome to AlzheimersAware.co.uk. Forgot your password? Of course you did."

"A guy comes into a bar. No wait.. it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse..."

"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"

"Non-technical people, here's a secret. We tech folks have no idea what the problem is. We just try to narrow it down, removing variables."

"I caught a sea bass once. I wanted to mount it... But there were people watching."

"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work"

"HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar? Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)"

"A son asked a his Jewish father The son asked ""Dad, could I borrow 30?"". The father turned around and answered ""10? Why do you want 5?"""