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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in my kitchen, forgetting what I came in here for."

"Feed a fish to a man, and you have fed him for a day. Feed a man to a fish, and you have appeased Dagon. You have done well. we crawl we rise"

"I don't know why I have to jog with you, you're the fat one. ~Dogs"

"At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic"

"What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs"

"""Dad, lil bro pooped on the floor!""nMe: Ok, just like we practiced. I'll hide in garage, you go tell Mommy. This convo never happened! GO!"

"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage ""No, I'm travelling light"" \[]/"

"Whenever I'm done with peeing, I like to sing ""shake it off"" when I'm done."