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Joke of the Day

"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."

"When someone says ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes""."

"You can tell a lot about a person based on how long it takes them to find the gun emoji."

"Finals come around and now you like the library? Name 3 of their songs"

"My Dad's last words I'll never forget the last words my dad said on 9/11 ""Allahu Akbar"""

"What's the turnover rate for pornstars? 100%"

"My brother recently got married To celebrate, my mother decided to pull out a couple bottles from my late father's homemade alcohol collection. That way he could be there in spirits"

"How does a jew get his beer? He brews"

"Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home."

"If history is written by the victors... ...then who writes French history textbooks?"