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Joke of the Day
"Girl on my kids hockey team is a real whore She even got two minutes for hooking."
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"Anger. It's all the rage. ."
"[First day of prison] ""Hey man. Wanna be in our gang?"" Sure, I'll call you. Just give me your cell number *gets stabbed*"
"You can't spell dad without a"
"Whats the last thing that went through the suicide bombers mind? His ass"
"Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't."
"What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common ""When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"""
"Don't forget to wish that one bottle of salad dressing in your fridge a happy 2nd birthday!"
"Apparently there's enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot."
"There are 2 types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."