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Joke of the Day

"TIL that it is difficult to be a good person as there is only so small a distance between an asshole and a pussy."

"I switched my cellphone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER."

"What is the difference between Hitler and a gay person 90 degrees"

"How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? ""Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."""

"I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well."

"At my age getting lucky means having the house to myself"

"What's brown and sticky? A Stick"

"I couldn't understand why the battery in my cell phone was always flat. Then it occurred to me; it wouldn't fit if it was any other shape."

"Tits man or arse man? ""Tits man or arse man?"" I was asked. I really should have got in there earlier when they were giving out super hero names."

"I'm okay with selling fake ID's to minors because they're all organ donor cards."