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Joke of the Day
"I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist."
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"They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?"
"In Germany, these are the three main fat groups: 1. Gesattigt Fett (Saturated Fat) 2. Trans Fett (Trans Fat) 3. Boba Fett"
"I don't do cocaine I just like the smell"
"No thanks, fantasy football. I already have a fantasy boyfriend, a fantasy sex life & a fantasy bank account. I'm good."
"Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google"
"A rainbow is doing a drug deal... The cops pull up and the rainbow yells ""I don't want to go back to prism!"""
"Hey yoda... Are we in the right way? -Off course we are. -All right. KEEP GOING IN THIS WAY."
"I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby"
"A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument."