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Joke of the Day

"I want to be rich enough to leave the house-sitter notes like: ""If the cheetah looks bored, jog him on the treadmill. He can watch Friends."""

"I tried to set our Computers Password to ""MyDick"" But was disappointed when it said ""Error: Not Long Enough"""

"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."

"A clever one from Yahoo! Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to."

"CASHIER: would you like to donate one dollar to charity? ME: no thank you SATAN (sitting on a throne made of human skulls): excellent choice"

"""Hey Barack"" ""yes Joe?"" ""I bet T-Rex's took terrible selfies"" ""Ok Joe"" ""Because they had..."" ""Short arms Joe, yes. I get it. I get it buddy"""

"My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language."

"there's something my mother never realized the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."

"A boat carrying red paint, and a boat carrying blue paint, both crash into each other. The crew are now marooned."