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Joke of the Day

"A mathematician walks into a bar and says ""I want 2 beers"" The bartender tells him ""You're being irrational"""

"What do you call the fear of chainsaws? Common Sense. I'll show myself out..."

"Anyone who can tell if they're speeding up or slowing down a ceiling fan on the first try is a wizard and should not be trusted."

"Me: *passes out pizza* 3: no fair, you have 4 slices and I only have 2 Me: *cuts his 2 slices into 6 slices* 3: wow, thank you"

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!!"

"KILLER PJ for Indians! James Bond was travelling in an Autorickshaw Driver - Rs.7.50 hue Sahab .. Bond - Yeh lo 5 rupaye .. Driver - Lekin baki ke 2.50 ?! Bond - "" DHAI ANOTHER DAY "" :D :D"

"Females on Facebook suffer in silence louder than anyone I've ever met in my life."

"How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino (Hell-if-I-know)"

"The smarter the person, the less they tell you about it."