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Joke of the Day

"The smarter the person, the less they tell you about it."

"Q: How do you make anti-freeze? A: Take away her blanket."

"Why did the female pirate turn lesbian? Because she did not like sea-men."

"Police Officer Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"A good artist knows where to draw the line."

"How can you tell when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."

"[me narrating a documentary on urchins] ""look at these boring moist porcupines"""

"I like my women how I like my buscuits Covered in semen."

"I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted"

"Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out."