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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gust of wind full of sand? A rough draft"

"Texting you back right away doesn't make me a psycho. What makes me a pyscho is watching you through your window while petting your cat."

"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."

"Sex is like cooking. Your girlfriend will be angry at you because you ate your neighbour's even though she hasn't cooked for you in weeks."

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"I got mugged in college by a gang of Asians. Two of them held me down and a third corrected my math homework before fleeing into the night."

"The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms."

"The dumbest joke I've ever heard. Donald Trump"

"""Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... ....That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."" ~ Jack Handey"

"We should just name hurricanes after politicians. That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything."