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Joke of the Day

"A survey says parents spend $1k on their children's electronics yearly. When WE were young we walked 5 miles uphill in the snow w/ NO APPS!"

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"A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"I like my men how I like my coffee, Inside of me."
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"What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog."
"Muslims are boycotting Delta... Now making Delta the safest airline"
"Damn that lawnmower.... No matter how much I like a film, I can only give it one thumb up."
"Wyclef Jean has been hospitalized for fatigue and I know how he feels. I've been tired of his ass for years."
"French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache."
"Wife wants to hang pictures of our kids in the bathroom. Like they don't already spend enough time in there with us."