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Joke of the Day
"I heard there are strength in numbers... Try telling that to 6,000,000 Jews"
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"Remember kids -- it may be illegal to text and drive; but you can still lawfully handwrite someone a heartfelt letter at 50mph."
"Chinese officials are trying to decide whether to spend money on a school or a prison. Finally one of them says: - What are the odds that some of us will go back to high school?"
"An elderly man was quite unhappy"
"Guess when toothpaste was invented? 1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT."
"Sure, Sally, I'll just buy one of your shells BY THE SEA SHORE. Oh, wait, here's one just laying here, you skank."
"A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together."
"Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic"
"What did the feminist say in her intro to computer programming course? I hate this class, it keeps objectifying me!"
"Fact Every 60 seconds in Ukraine a minute passes"