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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what that guy said to the Reddit moderator the other day? **[Deleted]**"

"My expertly timed eclipse joke will put all the others in the shade."

"""Ride or die"" seems a bit dramatic. I'm looking for a ""ride or maybe go our separate ways if things aren't working out."""

"[ring] Me: Hi Mom: You picked up. Me: I know M: Why Me: You called M: I wanted to leave a message Me: Just tell me M: Hang up [ring] Me: Hi"

"It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling is in jail."

"What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant? A bodybag"

"Justin Bieber on the phone. Says he ""won't be coming back to the UK in a hurry"". Well played, Great Britain. Job done."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 Aye matey."

"I have a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it"

"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."