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Joke of the Day

"I really envy Gay couples At least then both people like anal. I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass."

"Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning? He tried to make himself a Pb&J sandwich"

"A bit computer geeky I feel bad for kids being born these days their grandkids will never know what an IPv4 address is."

"Met a cute guy at the gym we like all the same movies and he loved my shoes. We have a movie date tonight and he's bringing his boyfriend."

"How do we know Andy Taylor never had grandchildren? Because Opie is faggot"

"Fine. I'll rush you to the hospital, but then we're doing what I want."

"Q. What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles? A. Electricity."

"What do Jedi and rapists have in common? They both use ""The Force""."

"[nsfw] I knew a girl who had a miscarriage while taking a shower It was the worst baby shower ever"

"Keep on Trying by Percy Vere"