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Joke of the Day

"I really envy Gay couples At least then both people like anal. I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass."

"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"

"Attractive women with no personality are like clear skies on a 10 degree day. Looks good in pictures, but no one wants to live with it."

"What's the difference between babies and boomerangs? If you throw a boomerang correctly, it will come back..."

"Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our worst table."

"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"

"Most of the jokes posted here are like gay muslims Beaten to death."

"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""

"Girls on Facebook call it, ""The Walk of Shame."" Girls on Twitter call it, ""The Strut of Satisfaction"""

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick..."