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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the kid with no hands got for Christmas? Me neither. He couldn't open his presents."

"Sunny today but its not sunday (its Saturday). Really gets you thinking."

"Ten Ways To Tell If Your Kitchen Is Haunted: 1.) Flying forks 2.) Pre-fried eggs 3.) Fridge moaning/wailing 4-10.) Ghosts"

"What do you call an obese woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic."

"Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer? Because he kept calling ""One Love"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."

"Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, ""I got you a present!"""

"The letter n always has to be the centre of attention."

"Pete and Repeat went into a bar, Pete came out who was left?"

"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""