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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a baby shower and a bukkake? Nothing."
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"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."
"If I had a Dollar, If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them."
"Ronda Rousey's boxing"
"What do you call a mountain of puns? Mount Cleverest"
"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!"
"[watching ""Cinderella""] 5-year-old: Why does she keep cleaning the floors? Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba."
"Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...He had paws-able deniability."
"If you want people to get mad at you, just say that your not going to care about you're mistakes."
"You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put ""anal"" in front? Probe, Explorer, Excursion..."