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Joke of the Day

"""Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!"" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think ""diver city day"" could be fun too"

"How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? None, political idealists can't change anything."

"How can you tell that someone's a vegan? Don't worry; they'll tell you themselves."

"What do you call a Viking pop band with a big gay following? The Pillage People."

"What's the difference between getting the girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car? How pissed your wife gets when you explain the coat hanger."

"Which came first? Chicken or the Egg? Neither. I CAME first!"

"I don't want to alarm anyone but BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!"

"Why are Asians bad at golf? They don't know how to drive."

"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."

"The people who post to /r/jokes have zero sense of humor... Maybe it's a weird meta-humor thing....or maybe this is where everyone's creepy uncle hangs out"